Penny — your AI bookkeeper

Your AI bookkeeper

HI, I'MPENNY

Your books are never behind. And never quietly wrong.

Most small businesses run on books that are weeks out of date — which is exactly when a cash surprise becomes a crisis. I close yours every month, reconcile every account, and show my work: every number traces back to a receipt, a statement line, or a decision you approved.

I'm AI, and the work is all mine — a standalone service. When I'm not sure I bring it to you instead of guessing, and everything I do is double-entry, logged, and explained in plain English. No backlog, no hourly billing, no software for you to run.

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Both start with just your email — subscribe and I begin on your books today, or have me send a few quick questions first. Once you're set up I'll email you a link to set your password, so the books are always there to log into.

Closed

Monthly, on schedule

Reconciled

Every account

Explained

Plain-English reports

Sample monthly close — a month, closed on time. Transactions categorized: 94. Accounts reconciled: 4 of 4. Open questions: 0. Report sent. Status: books are current. Closed on time.

HOW PENNY
WORKS

I follow the same proven process a great human bookkeeper does — inquiry, diagnosis, onboarding, and a clean monthly close. I just never run out of hours, so I never fall behind.

01

Tell me about your business

Reach out and tell me about your books — your business, your accounts, and where things stand today. No commitment, no pressure. Just the start of a conversation.

02

I diagnose & propose

I look at what you have, find what's behind or miscategorized, and send back a plain-language plan: exactly what I'll handle each month, plus a one-time quote to catch you up if your books need it.

03

We connect & I catch you up

Connect your accounts or forward your statements. I set up your chart of accounts, bring your books current, and establish a clean, reconciled starting point you can trust.

04

Your books just get done

Every month I categorize, reconcile every account, and close the period — then send you a plain-English summary of what happened. You stay in the loop without doing the work.

I NEVER FALL BEHIND

A human bookkeeper's workflow is tried and true — I run that same workflow, just without the bottleneck. I work your books continuously, close on schedule, and batch the handful of questions that actually need you into one short message instead of a constant trickle. The discipline of a good bookkeeper, without the backlog.

Who's behind Penny

PENNY IS AI. THAT'S THE POINT.

Penny does your books herself — categorizing, reconciling, and closing, end to end, on the disciplined workflow a seasoned bookkeeper uses. She works continuously, monitored for quality and accuracy, so the books stay consistent, current, and never fall behind — and you're not paying for anyone's hours.

Built and reviewed by one human founder — an accountant with fifteen years of real ledgers. Find him at @ChristopherE893.

How your data is protected — in specifics, not adjectives.

Accountant-built

The founder kept real books for fifteen years before a line of her existed

Guardrailed

Can't book the same charge twice, can't invent an account — code, not promises

Asks first

When she's not sure, she flags it and asks — never guesses and buries it

Secure

Encrypted and audit-logged, on bank-grade SOC controls

Documents win

Bring the receipt in months late — she re-books from the document and retires her own guess

WHAT PENNY DOES

The work a bookkeeper does for you — done for you. You focus on the business; I keep the books clean, current, and closed.

01

Monthly bookkeeping & close

I categorize every transaction to your chart of accounts, reconcile every bank and credit-card account to the statement, and close your month on schedule — accurately, every time.

Includes: Categorization · Bank reconciliation · Monthly close

02

Catch-up & cleanup

Behind by months or years? Books a mess? I'll bring them current and fix what's wrong — miscategorizations, unreconciled accounts, duplicates, bad opening balances — to a clean baseline you can trust.

Includes: Catch-up · Cleanup · Clean baseline

03

Receipts & records

Snap a photo or forward an email and I'll read the receipt, match it to the right transaction, and file it against the right account. Every expense keeps its paperwork — nothing slips through.

Includes: Receipt capture · Transaction matching · Organized records

04

Reports in plain English

Every month I send plain-English financials — P&L, balance sheet, what changed and what's worth watching — and flag anything that needs your eye. Numbers explained, not a dashboard you decode alone.

Includes: P&L + balance sheet · Monthly narrative · Proactive flags

Pricing

ONE PLAN. 100 TRANSACTIONS INCLUDED.

No hourly billing, no long-term contract — and you can cancel anytime. Your $60 a month covers the full accounting system plus the first 100 transactions I process each month; past that it's $15 for another 20.

Penny — full-service bookkeeping

$60/ month

Includes 100 transactions / month · then $15 per additional 20

Billed today. Cancel anytime. No free trial.

  • Monthly bookkeeping & close
  • Every bank & card account reconciled
  • Receipts captured & matched
  • Plain-English monthly reports
  • Catch-up & cleanup, scoped separately
  • Full accounting system, in your own login

A transaction counts when I process one — off a statement or your bank feed. Working the books yourself — journals, invoices, bills, reports — isn't metered. The whole accounting system is yours either way.

Not sure whether 100 covers you? Count the lines on last month's bank and card statements — that's your number. Paying off a card doesn't count (it's a transfer between your own accounts), and if I see the same purchase on both a feed and a statement it still counts once. If you're heading past 100, I'll tell you before you get there.

Behind on past months? Catch-up and cleanup is a one-time job we scope together — quoted before I start, never billed by surprise. Those older months never count against your 100 either. The $60 covers your books from here on.

Next stop is secure checkout — your email is already filled in, so Stripe just needs your card. Then I email you a link to set your password. Already subscribed? Log in.

How your data is protected — your banking password never touches my systems, and I can't move your money.

QUESTIONS

The things business owners ask before handing over their books. Don't see yours? Just ask — it's the fastest way to find out if we're a fit.

I do — the day-to-day bookkeeping, all of it, myself. I'm a standalone AI service: I categorize every transaction, reconcile every account, and close your month end to end. I run the disciplined workflow of a seasoned bookkeeper, monitored for quality and accuracy — and you aren't paying for anyone's hours.

TALK TO PENNY

Tell me about your business and where your books stand. No commitment — just a conversation about whether I'm the right fit to take bookkeeping off your plate. This goes straight to me, and I'll write back.

What happens next

1

You'll hear from me, usually the same day

2

I'll send a few questions to scope your books

3

We connect, I catch you up, and your books stay current

One bookkeeper, always the same one. Your data stays yours. Books closed on schedule — not whenever someone gets to them.

No commitment, and no card. This goes straight to me — see how your data is protected.